Come see me in London on June 9!

January 29, 2012 Rob 0

I get asked a lot how the hell I managed to make a shitty novel like Mercury Falls into a Kindle bestseller. (OK, that’s not the exact question people ask, but that’s what I hear.) After trying to answer that question a few dozen times, I finally decided to write up everything I know about self-publishing and marketing and release it as an E-Book. The result was Self-Publish Your Novel: Lessons from an Indie Publishing Success Story. I never planned […]

Mercury Rests (and so do I)

January 26, 2012 Rob 0

Mercury Rests, the final book in the Mercury trilogy, is finished! This time, Lucifer has his sights on the destruction of Heaven itself. With Mercury MIA, only mild-mannered forensic analyst Jacob Slater and jaded but plucky religion reporter Christine Temetri can stop the Prince of Darkness from carrying out his diabolical scheme. They soon realize, though, that they are way out of their league. Will Mercury return to save the day once more, or will he be stranded forever in […]

Ron Paul is too crazy to be President

January 7, 2012 Rob 0

As a libertarian-leaning conservative, I’ve been exulting over the recent successes of Ron Paul’s presidential campaign. It seems like every time I post something on Facebook or Twitter about Ron Paul, however, someone mentions that Ron Paul is “crazy.” I decided to look into the matter, issue by issue, and I was shocked to find just how crazy Ron Paul really is. Observe: Position: Ron Paul wants to go back to the gold standard. Actually, Paul isn’t particularly enamored of […]