I’m very happy to announce that the crummy church signs compilation that Joel Bezaire and I put together is now available on Kindle and in paperback! Temptation Bangs Forever is a collection of over 200 of the most horrific and unintentionally hilarious church signs from over three years of submissions to the Crummy Church Signs blog. From the inexplicably hostile (“SATAN WILL RULE YOU ALL”) to the cringe-inducing (“THE SIZE OF THE TOOL DOESN’T MATTER IN THE MASTER’S HAND”), these signs […]
I’m very happy to announce that all six episodes of my humorous fantasy story Disenchanted are now available in convenient novelized form in both paperback and Kindle formats. Disenchanted is the story of Boric the Implacable, who is cursed to wander the Land of Dis until he can figure out how to rid himself of the enchanted sword Brakslaagt. On his way to meet the mysterious Lord Brand, Boric is stabbed, scorched, riddled with arrows and nearly blown to bits. The […]
I have a pipe but my wife hid it. I don’t think she loves the aroma as much as you think.
Have you tried looking under Sci-Fi/Humor – Awesome? Seriously, that’s a question you should ask the librarian. If enough people ask, they will order it.
I was raised in the Christian Reformed Church. I’m definitely not JW, so I guess my seeming familiarity with it was due to my extensive research (browsing Wikipedia).