Today is your last chance to get a signed copy of Mercury Shrugs!

April 28, 2016 Rob 1

I have a very limited number of autographed paperback copies of Mercury Shrugs. To get yours before it’s even available on Amazon, click the Buy Now button below! Get your signed copy of the fifth and final Mercury book for only $12 plus shipping! Today (April 28) is the last day I’ll be accepting orders, so do it now! Four years after the destruction of the planeport, Earth remains cut off from Heaven. The angels and demons are in disarray, […]

John Scalzi: The Neville Chamberlain of Science Fiction

April 27, 2016 Rob 3

Virtue Signaler-in-Chief John Scalzi has urped some treacle onto the pages of the L.A. Times, which can only mean one thing: Hugo Award season is upon us again! As you may know, the Hugo Awards were once the most prestigious award in science fiction. Lately, however, they’ve become something of a dumpster fire thanks to the efforts of certain cliquish, holier-than-thou, obnoxious, reactionary fanatics (also known as CHORFs) who first tried to turn the Hugos into a showcase for boring, politically correct […]

Order your signed advance copy of Mercury Shrugs!

April 25, 2016 Rob 0

I have a very limited number of autographed paperback copies of Mercury Shrugs. To get yours before it’s even available on Amazon, click the Buy Now button below! Get your signed copy of the fifth and final Mercury book for only $12 plus shipping! Four years after the destruction of the planeport, Earth remains cut off from Heaven. The angels and demons are in disarray, lacking direction and leadership. Someone has to step up and take control, and that person […]

Get the whole Dis trilogy for $5.97!

April 23, 2016 Rob 0

All three books in the Dis trilogy—Distopia, Disenchanted and Disillusioned–are currently on sale for $1.99 each! Do you have any idea what this means? It means that if you were to buy all three of them, it would cost you a grand total of $5.97, which is LESS THAN SIX DOLLARS. Think about how much money it cost to make Steve Austin the Bionic Man. Then divide that amount by a million. Then subtract three cents. That’s how little money […]

Come see me in physical locations!

April 21, 2016 Rob 2

It’s a little known fact that many authors exist physically in addition to being holographic projections of the Collective Worldmind. I am one of these physically existing authors, and my material form will soon be present in a variety of locations throughout the eastern portion of the United States. From April 29 to May 1 I will be at Penguicon in Southfield, Michigan, just outside of Detroit. That’s right here [points to thumb meat]. Billed as “a non-profit, community-run convention […]

I’m a bad novelist

April 20, 2016 Rob 11

“I need a new domain name,” I said to my friend Erin. “SFAuthor.net is boring.” “I think you should just use your name,” she said to me. “Your name is your brand. You have robertkroese.com, don’t you?” “Yeah,” I said. “But my name is too hard to spell and pronounce.” “How do you pronounce your name?” she asked. “RAH-bert,” I said. “Don’t be an ass.” “It’s pronounced KROO-zee.” “Seriously?” “Yeah. It’s terrible. And I want something with character. Back when I […]

Pre-order your copy of The Big Sheep now!

April 5, 2016 Rob 0

My novel The Big Sheep is now available for pre-order on Amazon.com on Kindle and in hardcover! If you would like a signed hardcover copy of The Big Sheep, check back here on May 1 for details on how to do that. To make sure you don’t miss any news about my books, make sure you sign up for my email list! Los Angeles of 2039 is a baffling and bifurcated place. After the Collapse of 2028, a vast section […]

Get Mercury Begins FREE!

April 5, 2016 Rob 0

Have you signed up for email updates about my books yet? Do it now and I’ll give you a copy of my highly entertaining short story “Mercury Begins,” absolutely free! Travel to ancient Troy with the irrepressible angel Mercury as he masterminds the most unnecessarily complicated sneak attack in history! Never read any of the Mercury books? Start here! Already read one or more of the books? Also OK! There’s no wrong way to read this story, unless you’re using […]