You can pre-order The Last Iota (sequel to The Big Sheep) now!

November 17, 2016 Rob 0

Hey, look what’s available for pre-order! The year is 2039, and Los Angeles is poised between order and chaos. After the Collapse of 2028, a vast section of LA, now known as the Disincorporated Zone, was disowned by the civil authorities and became essentially a third world country within the borders of the city. Navigating the boundaries between DZ and LA proper is a tricky task, and there’s no one better suited than eccentric private investigator Erasmus Keane. So when […]

As promised, I’m leaving the country

November 13, 2016 Rob 4

A lot of celebrities have already broken their promises to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected President. I want to reassure you, however, that I still fully intend to keep my promise. I will be leaving for Costa Rica on January 12, 2017–a week before Trump’s inauguration. Granted, I was going to do this if Hillary won too, and I will most likely be returning to the U.S. in March, but the important thing is that I’m keeping […]

Some reassurance, encouragement and advice for my liberal friends

November 9, 2016 Rob 2

I don’t imagine there are a whole lot of people waiting with bated breath to hear my thoughts on the election, but since I feel a little silly having my “Impeach Hillary” post as the latest post on my blog, here we go: 1. I’m seeing a lot of people saying things like “Wow, I guess America is a lot more sexist/racist/homophobic/whatever than I thought.” This strikes me as a strange sentiment, on one hand admitting you were completely wrong […]

Impeach Hillary Clinton

November 5, 2016 Rob 2

Although it seems somewhat less certain now that the FBI has reopened their investigation into her emails, I’m assuming that Hillary Clinton is going to win the election on November 8. That’s the bad news. The good news is that it might then be possible to criticize Hillary without being accused of being a Trump supporter. I was so excited about that prospect that I decided to get a jump on things by outlining the reasons Hillary should be impeached the moment […]

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November 2, 2016 Rob 2

“Oh, man,” said Rex. “DNA scrambling is the worst. Last time I had an ear growing between my shoulder blades. People acted like they didn’t notice it, but I could hear them talking behind my back.” My madcap space adventure Starship Grifters is on sale on Kindle for only $1.99 right now. That’s 60% off the regular price! Now I may be slightly biased, but I’m fairly certain Starship Grifters is the greatest book ever. Hell, it’s worth $1.99 just to […]