“Oh, man,” said Rex. “DNA scrambling is the worst. Last time I had an ear growing between my shoulder blades. People acted like they didn’t notice it, but I could hear them talking behind my back.”
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“I think that was a fine first effort,” announced General Issimo. “A few casualties, yes, but that’s to be expected. I can’t think of anything I’d do differently.”
Rex nodded. “Next time, of course, we should try to actually rescue Wick.”
“Agreed,” said the general.
“And not order any more of our men to commit suicide by diving into an energy barrier.”
“And try to avoid being disarmed,” Rex added. “No offense, Fingers.”
Fingers, being unconscious, was unable to take offense. I was busily stitching his left wrist to his shoulder.
“Of course,” said the general. “But now we know what we’re dealing with.”
“Indeed,” said Rex. “And he’s a complete idiot.”