Mattress Police is no more.

I started blogging at in 2006. The blog gradually grew in popularity until I had a not-exactly-huge but very loyal following. After the success of Mercury Falls, I started focusing more on writing longer fiction and I took a couple of extended hiatuses from blogging. I re-launched Mattress Police last spring as a collaborative humor blog. The other writers and I came up with some great stuff, but we all got too busy with other stuff to keep up the pace of posting several original pieces a week. Once again, I had to put the site on hiatus.

I had planned to re-launch it yet again this fall, but realistically that’s just not going to happen. I just have too much other stuff going on. I’m not ruling out the possibility of it rising from the ashes, but I can’t think about it right now. willl, for the foreseeable future, redirect here, to my personal site.

Many of my best posts from 2006 to 2010 are in my humor compilation, The Force is Middling in this One, which is available from Amazon at a very reasonable price.

Thanks to everyone who supported Mattress Police over the years!