Not long ago, in a galaxy remarkably similar to our own, a bunch of sci-fi authors got together to build The Ultimate Weapon. However, lacking the Resources, Technological Know-How and Motivation for this project, they decided instead just to put a bunch of their books on sale for $.99 and call it a day.
That’s right, for a very limited time, you can get seven hilarious space adventure titles for the ridiculously low price of $.99 each on Kindle! The books included are:
Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy by Steven Campbell
Hank is a thug. He knows he’s a thug. He has no problem with that realization. In his view the galaxy has given him a gift: a mutation that allows him to withstand great deals of physical trauma. He puts his abilities to the best use possible and that isn’t by being a scientist.
Besides, the space station Belvaille doesn’t need scientists. It is not, generally, a thinking person’s locale. It is the remotest habitation in the entire Colmarian Confederation. There is literally no reason to be there.
Unless you are a criminal.
Pew! Pew! by M.D. Cooper, et al.
9 Comedic space opera tales of big spaceships, poor life decisions, and lots of Pew! Includes:
- Delta-Team – by M. D. Cooper
- The Methane Lake of Excruciating Tedium – by Felix R. Savage
- The Last Bounty – by Barry J. Hutchison
- Spaceberg – by M. Pax
- The Long Dark Pew – by Chris J. Pike
- Brewing Trouble – by Amy Duboff
- Dodging Fate – by Zen DiPietro
- Gli+ch – by Drew Avera
- Bat Johnson, the Mad Mortician of Mars – by Rachel Aukes
Pew! Pew! Volume 2 by M.D. Cooper, et al.
8 Comedic Space Opera Adventures of Space Monsters, Dashing Heroes, and a Healthy Dose of WTF! Includes:
- Dodging Fate: Escape from my Fishwife – by Zen DiPietro
- Spellslinger – by Chris Fox
- Crash – by James S. Aaron
- Trash Beings of the Galaxy, Unite! – by J.J. Green
- Miss Planet Earth – by S.E Anderson
- The Gli+chover – by Drew Avera
- For the Love of Llama – by TM Toombs
- Delta Team: The Disknee World – by M. D. Cooper
Dial D for Deadman by Barry Hutchison
In an alien city torn apart by crooked cops and ruthless criminals, private detective, Dan Deadman, specializes in cases unusual and bizarre.
Sure, he doesn’t smell great, and he’s technically been dead for quite some time, but if you’ve got a rampaging Hell-beast tearing up your street, or a portal to another dimension appearing in your bathroom, Dan’s your man.
Out of the Soylent Planet by Robert Kroese
Interstellar con man Rex Nihilo has a price tag on his head. Railroaded into smuggling a shipment of contraband to a planet short on food, Rex finds himself on the run from an insidious corporation named Ubiqorp, which reaps obscene profits by keeping the planet dependent on shipments of synthetic rations. When Rex and his long-suffering robot companion Sasha are sentenced to work as slave labor on a massive Ubiqorp plantation, they learn the terrible secret behind the corporation’s products. To escape, Rex and Sasha team up with a mis-programmed combat drone and an intelligent mutant plant to lead a rebellion against their merciless corporate overlords.
Fletcher Connolly hasn’t got a lot to lose. Since he, and half the galaxy, signed on to the rat race of the technological relics trade, Fletch has long since come to terms with the idea that he will join the ranks of the unlucky explorers that perish lightyears from home without a dime to his name.
Can Fletch save the Skint Idjit and her crew from a horrible death? Or will he ignore their dying screams and laugh all the way to the bank?
The Doomsayer Journeys (three-book series) by Steve Wetherell
“Wetherell writes like a modern Douglas Adams with a darker, more fantastical bent. The Doomsayer Journeys is stiff upper lip, prim and proper madness – like a nice cup of tea spiked with malicious nanobots and mescaline.” – Robert Brockway, The Unnoticeables
On a world about to be obliterated by nuclear garbage, an incompetent psyentist must join forces with an immortal adventurer, a professional kleptomaniac and a nearly naked warrior princess in order to save to day. However, on a world populated with mythical beasts and ruled by a psychotic despot, saving the day is not so easy as it sounds…
This sale ends September 16, so don’t delay! Get over 2,000 pages of wacky sci-fi adventure for less than $7 right now!