California… and bust
April 9, 2026
After getting fired from CompuLit, I went back to doing temporary work.
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Pizza Night (a story)
April 2, 2026
Decided to post something a little different this week: a very short story I wrote a few months ago.
Read on Substack"Why do you want to be a lawyer?"
March 25, 2026
Continuing my story of trying to find my place in the world...
Read on SubstackLiquid Baby and the Groin of Fire
March 18, 2026
After losing my job at Amway, I got a job at a company named CompuLit.
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March 6, 2026
In my last post I related that shortly after graduating from college, I briefly worked at the Amway headquarters.
Read on Substack"You're So Raunchy"
February 23, 2026
Around the time that my business relationship with Wade and Brent ended, Julia either saw the error of her ways or had a relapse, depending on your point of view, and we got back together.
Read on Substack"It Isn't Usually This Messy"
February 13, 2026
In last week’s post, I detailed my first experience of dabbling in real estate.
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February 5, 2026
Continuing the story of my unremarkable college career...
Read on Substack“My boots are missing. Give me $200.”
January 28, 2026
Continuing the story of my unremarkable college career....
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January 23, 2026
Continuing the story of my academically unremarkable college career...
Read on Substack“I could be wrong, but I’m not”
January 15, 2026
Continuing the account of my college years...
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January 9, 2026
Continuing the account of my first year of college...
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January 5, 2026
Sorry for the long absence. Been trying to finish the second Ransom's Law book. To make up for it, here's an extra-long post about my first year of college.
Read on Substack“Pay no attention to your unconscious classmates”
December 17, 2025
Continuing my account of my senior year in high school, in Punta Gorda, Florida…
Read on Substack"You're doing it wrong"
December 11, 2025
Continuing my account of my senior year in high school, in Punta Gorda, Florida…
Read on SubstackGetting Some Stinkfinger
December 4, 2025
Continuing my story of spending my senior year of high school in Punta Gorda, Florida…
Read on SubstackThank you--and an update
November 18, 2025
Thank you all for your incredibly generous contributions to my GiveSendGo campaign. We raised over $3,000, which gets me out of the jam I was in thanks to Karen’s medical expenses and my dental/jaw issues. I’m hopefully going to get botox early next week for the jaw tension.
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November 13, 2025
Doing a new post because GoFundMe nuked my account for some reason.
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November 13, 2025
I really hoped I wouldn’t have to write a post like this again, but here we are.
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November 13, 2025
I was seventeen when my parents announced their plan to leave their jobs and buy a motel in Punta Gorda, Florida.
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